Shelly Innocence is proud to announce the release of a brand new service that enables customers to use their mobile phones to attain Enlightenment™.

Launching the product in Bodh Gaya, India, Shelly has transformed herself into a virtual guru, appearing on billboards which invite the public to ‘SMS Shelly for Enlightenment™’. Over 23 million Indians have responded to the ads and received personal text messages of Enlightenment™ on their mobile phones.

Bodh Gaya is famous for inspirational messages, infact Buddha received his own message of enlightenment under the Bodhi Tree in 500 BC. 'There's a real connection between the spiritual and digital worlds', says Shelly, 'and what's more, Enlightenment™ is free!'

Although our customer satisfaction rates at an all time high, Innocence™'s phone lines have been inundated with a unexpected demand for one-on-one consultations with Shelly. We regret the inconvenience and assure customers our normal service will be resumed shortly.

Guru-Shelly says,'Text messages are just a fad, Enlightenment™ lasts forever'.

Frequently asked questions

How can I receive Enlightenment™?

Send the word 'Enlightenment' as a text message to Shelly and she will respond with an inspirational text message just for you

Is Enlightenment™ free?

Yes, you only pay for your text message to Shell

Is Shelly really a guru?

Absolutely



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HAPPYFLASH™

What is Happyflash™?

Happyflash™ is a spontaneous text message on a mobile phone followed by a fleeting moment*

How does it work?

Shelly sends a SMS message to her fans and minutes later they gather together for a special moment with Shelly

Is Happyflash™ safe?

Yes, Happyflash™ is safe and fun for the whole family

How can I join Happyflash™?

'Text 'Happyflash' to Shelly

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SHELLY WALLPAPER

Impress your friends with this Shelly wallpaper on your mobile phone!

 Simply text the word Wallpaper to Shelly and you'll receive this picture FREE!

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Photos courtesy Carol Hummel, Anna McLeod, Deepshikar Kumari and the Bodh Gaya Times.