HAPPINESS™ – CHECK YOUR LEVELS
__WHAT IS HAPPINESS?
__Oxford Pocket Dictionary:
__Happiness (Hap"pi*ness
| 1. | Good luck; good fortune; prosperity; well being |
| 2. | An
agreeable feeling of the soul arising from good fortune which results
in a spring in one’s step |
| 3. | Fortuitous
elegance; blessedness |
| 4. | Jolly; cheery; happy |
NON - PHARMACEUTICAL LIFE ENHANCEMENT
Innocence™ has developed a ground breaking study that provides a radical insight into Australia's happiness levels. Unlike traditional indicators of quality of life and well being, our HAPPINESS™ Meter is the fast track to obtaining an accurate and objective measure of the quality of true HAPPINESS™.
Indeed, our intensive research reveals that in some parts of the globe, HAPPINESS™ outbreaks have reached epidemic proportions. Furthermore, as the only company in the world to capitalise on the burgeoning impact of HAPPINESS™, Innocence™ is able to target key market areas and provide total solutions.
HOW
THE HAPPINESS™ METER WORKS
The
highly sensitive equipment records the bio-cyberhythms of each individual.
A printout of the data is immediate.
THE HAPPINESS™ METER IS SAFE
The Happiness™ meter is completely safe. Pacemakers,
ipods and walkmans will not interfere with our equipment nor affect the
frequency or accuracy of the Happiness™ readings.
THE HAPPINESS™ TEST IS AFFORDABLE
The HAPPINESS™ test is free and there are no obligations.
THE
HAPPINESS™ TEST IS FRIENDLY
The HAPPINESS™ test is easy and user friendly.
THE
PUBLIC HAPPINESS™ METER WAS LAUNCHED AT FLINDERS STREET STATION
PLAZA, MELBOURNE IN 2004 AND OVER 2000 PEOPLE HAVE TESTED POSITIVE.
A community service proudly brought to you by
Innocence™
Professor Clarence Chan, BA Sci., Chan Institute, Pascoe Vale, Australia
‘The HAPPINESS™ Meter is nothing but revolutionary. It guarantees fast
and accurate results. I‘ve never tried anything so reliable and Innocence™’s privacy policy ensures that the tests are carried out with confidence. It truly is remarkable.’
Ms Joy Whistbow, Events Manager, Happiness Expo, Bright, Australia
‘The HAPPINESS™ Meter is brutally honest and casts a shadow of doubt over Unhappiness™. It’s a reality check we can’t live without. And yes, I recommend it for the whole family.’
Since Innocence™ was floated as an public company HAPPINESS™ levels in Melbourne have risen by an alarming 16.4%. Experts warn the current level of expansion in the HAPPINESS™ sector is unsustainable and predict a crash before 2009.
Happiness outbreak!
INNOCENCE™’S HAPPINESS™ TRUST FUND
Can you afford to squander your excess HAPPINESS™? Why not store your surplus HAPPINESS™ and call on it when you need it? The HAPPINESS™ Benefit currently cumulates interest at 6.3%. Put your HAPPINESS™ in our hands.
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