Hi. My name’s Jake. You’ve been directed to Boycott_innocence.com Want to know more
about the REAL Shelly Innocence? Here’s the inside story. Shelly Innocence is not Innocent!

HANDS OFF HAPPINESS
Congratulations everyone on the Stop Innocence Rally on Sat 19 June at Fed Sq. The press reported the number of demonstrators to be 200 but the true figure was closer to 500. At short notice this turnout was excellent and showed that people won’t tolerate this outrageous level of corporate greed. A rapid response group is being formed to organise disruptions to any future Innocence events. Happiness belongs to the people.

YOU CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS!
You can see this tycoon (below) on the Innocence website but what he wont tell you is that Innocence are planning to patent Happiness. The implications are enormous. Boycott Innocence. You can’t buy LOVE. Innocence is corrupt!



WELL DONE to who to whoever graffitied the happiness billboards. Excellent work! Gagging Shelly's mouth is just what that girl needs to shut her up (she never eats anyway). This shows Innocence who REALLY owns happiness! See it on the corner of Smith and Gertrude St in Fitzroy. Check it out. Both thumbs up to whoever you are.

Does Shelly EVER eat?


CAUGHT OUT!
Few people know that Shelly went to court in 1999.
Innocence was sued for plagarism, but charges were
dropped due to lack of evidence. The night before the
the trial a fire in the house where her lawyer/boyfriend
was living destroyed the files. Yeah! Sure!
[Pic: Herald-Sun files, Feb 28, 1999]

SLOPPY SHELLY!
Shelly’s lives alone in a flat in South Yarra. A plumber took this pic for us. He said Shelly
was a slob who never washed up and never did any housework!		 GO SHELLY GO!
We spotted Shelly running to the bus stop. This girl is pretty fast on her feet. She missed the bus so she chased it 3 km’s to
the next stop.

If you know anything or have seen anything corrupt about Innocence please email me. (Totally confidential)
boycott_innocence@hotmail.com